Saturday, July 26, 2014

Pan-American Keith Endorsement Fail

The Ticket is indeed everywhere.

I'm jogging the boardwalk at Mission Beach in San Diego.  I'm doing the Ticket Demo Middle-Aged Male Shuffle-Jog, so everyone is passing me.  The good news is that you get to see the handsome backsides of SoCal Trophy Wives and Hopeful To-Be Trophy Wives receding gradually into the middle distance.

And with all the natural beauty of the Ocean Pacific to the left of me, what to my wondering eyes does appear, but evidence of the impressive geographical spread of Ticket Greatness:



You can't read it in the snap, but it also says in the upper right, "FISH TACO -- Best in the world."  What could be better?  The beach, the salt spray, MILF, and the world's best fish tacos -- served up in Muserrific fashion. 

There's even an arrow to point out how to find it off the boardwalk there.  I'll just follow that arrow and  .  .  .  oh.



22 comments:

  1. Good guess, but rong. I'm in Sun Dog for a memorial service for a long-time friend and colleague.

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  2. Way to bear trap me, dude.


    P1Rick

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  3. You speak of the nice view of female beachside backsides, and then only show us pics of a taco stand? For shame!

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  4. Classic Bear Trap...And sorry for your loss Plainsman.

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  5. So it looks like 3 of the Top 10 tonight will be about corky getting beer spilled on him? Hopefully Ferrall can mix in a segment on the spill as well.

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  6. By no means do I claim to be a fan of Los Lonely Boys, but I have never heard more potential Schadenfreude from Danny than tonight re: those guys. Poor Danny Balls sometimes reminds me of an uglier Ethan Hawke from Reality Bites.

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  7. I agree, Blergoyen. I only caught half of that segment. Then they played Los Lonely Boys' Dallas Cowboys song. The way it was set up you would have thought it was the biggest piece of crap ever written. While I thought the lyrics were not all that great,it wasn't as poor as billed. Honest question: Does Danny actually have music cred? I saw Sorta once upon a time...liked them. But my impression is that his music career has never gone anywhere. Less Danny.

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  8. Corby has some fun with Sarah Palin's new webcast.

    Help me out here. Did he have anything to say about Al Gore when he sold off the failed Current TV?

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  9. Sorry to hear about your friend.

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  10. Boo hoo, 9:41. Corby is mean to a nutcase!

    Also, Less TC.

    Also, Baby arm.

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  11. Training camp webcam seems to be off the air.

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  12. "Best in the world"? Like anyone could possibly know that.

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  13. This is a fun read. http://www.reddit.com/r/theticket/comments/2ayxt4/bad_intro/

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  14. Are we still holding onto our butts?

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  15. They must have got an edict to actually talk Cowboys at training camp this year. I thought the bit was to not talk Cowboys, especially the Hardline when out there. Talk about punch out city.

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  16. I'm never not holding my butt.

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  17. Yeah, Cowboys talk is terrible... all forms of it (press conferences, interviews, analysis, callers, any time Jerry opens his mouth, etc). And I'm a Cowboys fan; I can only imagine how horrible it is for non Cowboys fans.

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  18. The irony of Corby "I lost my wallet again" Davidson doing Identity Guard's live spots is not lost on me.

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  19. I'm hoarse from yelling at the radio all day. Starting with the Musers, everybody's Beach Boys knowledge, even Mike, has been sketchy at best.

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  20. Yeah, I wanted to punch my dashboard this morning over the Beach Boys segment. But remember, these are sports guys. Even though some of them dabble (Gordon, Jub), they don't know music. Obviously Mike and Danny are the most knowledgable, but The Musers and BaD Radio are clearly deficient in the realm of music history and/or taste. Their favorite band is U2, fer Pete's sake!

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