Kelly McClure has returned to The Ticket airwaves with new ads where she claims to be The Bulldog.
Here is some past investigative reporting on this burning Ticket Topik.
http://myticketconfession.blogspot.com/2015/10/investigative-report-kelly-mcclure.html
http://myticketconfession.blogspot.com/2016/01/investigative-report-follow-up-bulldog.html
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| "It's a scientific fact -- yeah, science! -- that men are attracted to women who wear red, which is why I wear it most of the time in publicity photos showing me wearing stuff intended to instill confidence in my canine tendencies. Rrrrruff!!. See, e.g., http://www.rochester.edu/news/show.php?id=3268." |
So if you get Cordell & Cordell, their spokesman, Barry Sanders (who's never been a client), and the non-bulldog-wolf-whistle-able-per-her-own-spot lawyers both to handle your divorce, I take it you have the DFW Divorce Dream Team?
ReplyDeleteAnd Nick Nemeth can handle the post-nuptial disputes with the IRS.
ReplyDeleteHey, what about The Schlickting Group? They too have your IRS scene covered.
ReplyDeleteWhat about Corby doing business with Ian Kinsler after years of calling him a doushebag.
ReplyDelete.....who is the doushebag now Corby ?
Big Breaking Ticket News: The Ticket just won a Marconi for best sports station of the year!
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Did you like those three Marconis? I hope you did. I hope you did very much.
ReplyDelete926, it sounds like Fake Jerry stole your gag this morning.
ReplyDeleteI'm assuming the "We won another Marconi" spot was already in the can, just in case.
ReplyDeleteIf you are of a certain age you are holding up a lighter for Gilbert Gottfried's impression of John McGiver.
ReplyDeleteOff topic, but will someone who knows Corby please tell him that the word is "voila", not "walla"? He uses it to mean, essentially, "there you have it!"
ReplyDeleteExample: "You just order the mattress, it arrives at your house, and --walla! your sleep troubles will be over."
Explanation here: https://www.thoughtco.com/voila-vocabulary-1371436
Corby's been getting this wrong for years and it's getting on my nerves.
You'd think his TCU education would have made him a little more aware of the words he's saying.
Interesting opinion by Judge Mazzant in Zeke's case, but he needs some better law clerks. The misplaced commas and missing words are maddening:
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"Luckily, the NFLPA found the fairness needle in the unfairness haystack and Henderson ordered Roberts to testify."
ReplyDeleteThat's a great sentence. Man, it seems like the NFL really screwed this one up by trying to hide the dissenting opinion of Kia Roberts. When will they ever learn...
@ 3:01... did he just go there or actually graduate from there?
ReplyDeleteGottfried is the GOAT during his sit-ins during the news on the Howard Stern Show with him, Howard, and Artie back in the day.
Colorado 627: Agreed. The quality of even top students coming out of professional schools these days has slipped to an appalling degree. See it all the time out in the world of biz on the plains. The youngsters are ill-trained, can't think, sloppy, and really need to get off my lawn.
ReplyDeleteAh, so we now have uno piece of da puzzle: Pman is a lawyrrrr.
ReplyDeleteI enjoy that on these new ones she says she is "sometimes referred to as the bulldog"
ReplyDeleteOn one of them she says "a honest" rather than "an honest." Sometimes the boss shouldn't be the pitchwoman...
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