Saturday, July 26, 2014

Pan-American Keith Endorsement Fail

The Ticket is indeed everywhere.

I'm jogging the boardwalk at Mission Beach in San Diego.  I'm doing the Ticket Demo Middle-Aged Male Shuffle-Jog, so everyone is passing me.  The good news is that you get to see the handsome backsides of SoCal Trophy Wives and Hopeful To-Be Trophy Wives receding gradually into the middle distance.

And with all the natural beauty of the Ocean Pacific to the left of me, what to my wondering eyes does appear, but evidence of the impressive geographical spread of Ticket Greatness:



You can't read it in the snap, but it also says in the upper right, "FISH TACO -- Best in the world."  What could be better?  The beach, the salt spray, MILF, and the world's best fish tacos -- served up in Muserrific fashion. 

There's even an arrow to point out how to find it off the boardwalk there.  I'll just follow that arrow and  .  .  .  oh.



23 comments:

Anonymous said...

ComiCon?

P1Rick

The Plainsman said...

Good guess, but rong. I'm in Sun Dog for a memorial service for a long-time friend and colleague.

Lucky Jim said...

Umm indeed.

Anonymous said...

Way to bear trap me, dude.


P1Rick

Anonymous said...

You speak of the nice view of female beachside backsides, and then only show us pics of a taco stand? For shame!

P1 Dan said...

Classic Bear Trap...And sorry for your loss Plainsman.

blergoyen said...

So it looks like 3 of the Top 10 tonight will be about corky getting beer spilled on him? Hopefully Ferrall can mix in a segment on the spill as well.

blergoyen said...

By no means do I claim to be a fan of Los Lonely Boys, but I have never heard more potential Schadenfreude from Danny than tonight re: those guys. Poor Danny Balls sometimes reminds me of an uglier Ethan Hawke from Reality Bites.

Celery said...

I agree, Blergoyen. I only caught half of that segment. Then they played Los Lonely Boys' Dallas Cowboys song. The way it was set up you would have thought it was the biggest piece of crap ever written. While I thought the lyrics were not all that great,it wasn't as poor as billed. Honest question: Does Danny actually have music cred? I saw Sorta once upon a time...liked them. But my impression is that his music career has never gone anywhere. Less Danny.

Anonymous said...

Corby has some fun with Sarah Palin's new webcast.

Help me out here. Did he have anything to say about Al Gore when he sold off the failed Current TV?

Anonymous said...

Sorry to hear about your friend.

Anonymous said...

Boo hoo, 9:41. Corby is mean to a nutcase!

Also, Less TC.

Also, Baby arm.

Anonymous said...

Training camp webcam seems to be off the air.

birq said...

"Best in the world"? Like anyone could possibly know that.

James said...

This is a fun read. http://www.reddit.com/r/theticket/comments/2ayxt4/bad_intro/

Shaggy said...

Are we still holding onto our butts?

Anonymous said...

They must have got an edict to actually talk Cowboys at training camp this year. I thought the bit was to not talk Cowboys, especially the Hardline when out there. Talk about punch out city.

birq said...

I'm never not holding my butt.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, Cowboys talk is terrible... all forms of it (press conferences, interviews, analysis, callers, any time Jerry opens his mouth, etc). And I'm a Cowboys fan; I can only imagine how horrible it is for non Cowboys fans.

P1 Dan said...

Don't know if you guys heard BaD Radio's opening segment on Wednesday but they referenced the article James just posted.

http://www.theunticket.com/usave-it/ and listen to their opening segment. It's one of the best examples of the breaking down of the fourth wall between us P1's and the hosts.

If you're not there yet, please go over to the subreddit and subscribe and let's combine forces! My name is em0samurai over there!

"172"

deezy said...

The irony of Corby "I lost my wallet again" Davidson doing Identity Guard's live spots is not lost on me.

Anonymous said...

I'm hoarse from yelling at the radio all day. Starting with the Musers, everybody's Beach Boys knowledge, even Mike, has been sketchy at best.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I wanted to punch my dashboard this morning over the Beach Boys segment. But remember, these are sports guys. Even though some of them dabble (Gordon, Jub), they don't know music. Obviously Mike and Danny are the most knowledgable, but The Musers and BaD Radio are clearly deficient in the realm of music history and/or taste. Their favorite band is U2, fer Pete's sake!