Okay, Confessors, let's get some real-time reactions to White Elephant Day.
Bob, Norm Craig, Sirois have been great so far. May have to leave the Philco on all day today, hide from the field chief.
Sirois's hep-cat beatnik poem is cracking me up.
I will try to check comments frequently to get stuff up right away.
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BREAKING: You have perceived that I try to match ginger photos with the theme of the post. Not always possible, never easy. Try Googling "gorgeous redhead with elephant" and see what you get. Help has arrived in the form of an email from Confessor The Road Not Taken, who offers this replacement for the kind of girl-next-door photo above.
Thank you, Road.