Acolyte Confessor Cancer Monkey is hoping to improve his relationship with NBC5 Traffic Twist Tammy Dombeck in the New Year. (See comments to prior post.)
He is having some trouble coming up with attractive opening lines. Actually, he doesn't have any.
He suggested something that contained a reference to "soaking up honkers."
I replied that I thought the phrase was "SOAP up those honkers."
But you know, the acuity of my hearing has been questioned by recent commenters, so I may have this entirely wrong.
So let the call go forth -- is it "soak up those honkers" or "soap up those honkers"?
(I can't even summon up an image of what soaking up a honker would be like, other than repulsive ones. Soaping up honkers, however, now there's something I could get up all behind that.)
Perhaps that nice young Michael Gruber could check in, or perhaps Celebrity Confessor AP. (I hesitate to call N.Y. Michael a Confessor, as I don't want to get him in trouble with his Cumulo-Ticket overlords. Perhaps we can refer to him as an Adjunct Confessor.)
Confessor Nation: Let us hear from you on this critical issue.