Unfair and and entirely unnecessary commentary on this morning's program:
(1) Junior kept referring to the former heavyweight champ as "Jack Johnston." His name was Jack Johnson.
(2) Junior mistold the priest/rabbi joke this morning, or read a lame version of it. The Rabbi is supposed to deny that he's ever eaten pork. Then the priest confesses to having sampled the pleasures of the flesh. "I don't blame you," rabbi says, "It's better than pork."
(3) I didn't get to hear the end of the Bear-Trap of the Week contest, but I did not believe the story of the blind guy running into the other guy. Nothing about it made sense. (a) The guy didn't see some guys playing with hockey sticks a block or so back and think that one guy was following him tapping a hockey stick. (b) Blind guys with sticks walk slowly. They don't catch up with normal-gaited people. (c) People who hear any kind of tapping coming up behind them turn around to look. (d) If there was a crowd around to disappear into, the guy would not have heard the tapping. The story was fake.